IBM's Watson Made Me A KebabYou've probably  heard of Watson IBM's super-intelligent supercomputer that dominated on Jeopardy! not too long ago. Turns out he's not a bad cook either.At South By Southwest IBM has set up a food truck staffed with chefs from the Institute of Culinary Education who are whipping up (strange uncanny surprisingly tasty) daily recipes dreamed up by the machine.Here's the background. For about two years IBM has been working on a way to harness Watson's data-driven computing into more creative fields--the kinds of things where unlike a game show there's no one right answer. The first experiment with that has been in the  kitchen. By mining a database of freely available online recipes (as well as recipes from professional chefs  and a molecular textbook)  and estimating which ingredients might  combine for a dish pleasing to a human palate Watson has been creating unlikely culinary works. The quintillion possibilites--seriously quintillion--are narrowed down and ranked by presumed  tastiness and novelty.With that data uploaded and  organized by type of food regional origin and tastiness the company designed an app that can make logical decisions on what might make for a good dish.A person piloting the app starts with an ingredient; I chose bacon during  a demo from IBM Watson Group researcher Patrick Wagstrom. (Because I am in Austin  I have been walking  and I am hungering for grease.) After that I selected a region opting for something English with influences from another country. Watson spit out a list of potential dishes it could make with those restrictions--it seems to be some kind of  Michelin-star-worthy soup auteur--and I went with a  quiche. Following a second of number-crunching it showed me a list of ingredients it was planning on using. (Wagstrom admits it's bugged out a few times in this section forgetting dough etc.)  A few tweaks later I had a recipe for a respectable-sounding quiche made with comte cheese.Well recipe might be a stretch. There's an option where Watson can compute some vague thoughts on how one might cook a quiche (cook the butter add the cheese) but nothing you'd feel comfortable taking as gospel. Instead Watson turns cooking into a game of artificially-intelligent  Chopped giving you the ingredients and letting you mix combine and remix to taste. Watson doesn't have a mouth Wagstrom says.If you have some talented chefs though that could lead to a spark of constraint-induced creativity. At the food truck in Austin ICE chef Michael Laiskonis a pastry chef by training had Watson select a Vietnamese-themed kebab dish that included apple as determined by an online poll from IBM. Apple isn't  exactly your typical kebab ingredient--and neither are strawberries which were also included in the recipe--but the result was  subtly sweet and surprisingly pleasant next to a bit of ground pork.Laiskoni's been working with Watson for about two years now. My experience with it has already changed my approach to creativity he says. One time he tells me Watson requested a dish created by cottage cheese and pork belly.  And the result wasn't  bad.But Wagstrom says there's still the occasional hiccup when you're dealing with (literally) 1 quintillion potential recipes:  Every once in a while it might recommend lemon juice and cream. Tweaks are being made.You can read the recipe and instructions for the apple kebabs below or check it out at IBM's site.ground pork: 8 ouncesscallion: 1 tablespoon of white portion finely minced. green portion thinly sliced and held in ice waterGranny Smith apple: 1 tablespoon brunoise additional for garnishginger: 3 1/s teaspoon dividedlime zest: 1 teaspoon dividedlemon zest: 1 teaspoon dividedmint: 1/2 teaspoon finely choppedVietnamese curry powder: 1 teaspoon dividedvanilla bean: one split and scraped pod discarded dividedlard: as neededvegetable oil : 2 teaspoons more as neededlime juice: 1 tablespoon + 1 teaspoon dividedlemon juice: 2 teaspoonschicken breast: 8 ouncespineapple: 1/2 trimmed sliced and juicedshiitake mushrooms: 2 ounces thinly slicedcarrot: 1/4 cup sliced into fine juliennecucumber: cut into fine dice1)  First make the pork meatballs. Thoroughly mix ground pork scallion 1 Tbsp apple  ½ tsp grated ginger 1 pinch lime zest 1 pinch lemon zest  ½ tsp mint  ½ tsp Vietnamese curry powder pinch white pepper  ½ vanilla bean split and scraped until combined. Season with salt and add lard as needed. Portion and roll the mass into 24 meatballs weighing approximately 10g each.2)  Arrange the meatballs in a single layer into lightly greased roasting pans and place in a 160ùšC/320ùšF convection oven for approximately 20 minutes or until thoroughly cooked. Remove from the oven and season with salt. Reserve.3)  To prepare the curry chicken whisk together the water oil 1 tsp lime juice 1 tsp lemon juice and  ½ tsp curry powder. Marinate the chicken in the curry mixture for about 30 minutes. Transfer the chicken and remaining marinade into a shallow saucepan over low heat stirring until chicken is thoroughly cooked about 10 minutes. Allow the chicken to cool in the marinade. Remove the chicken and cool.4)  To prepare pineapple broth combine the pineapple juice 1 vanilla bean split and scraped 2 tsp grated ginger 1 tsp lemon juice 1 tsp lime juice and 1 pinch each lemon and lime zest. Gently heat to 60ùšC/140ùšF. Cover and allow to infuse one hour. Strain and season with salt and white pepper; reserve warm.5)  Next make the flash pickled shiitake mushrooms. Sauté the mushrooms in a shallow pan with vegetable oil and season to taste. Add the carrot ginger lemon juice and lime juice. Slowly reduce until liquid has absorbed. Remove from heat. Allow to cool and remove sliced ginger. Adjust seasoning and acidity as desired.6)  To assemble into each dish place two of the warmed pork meatballs and portioned chicken. Top with a small amount of the diced apple cucumber and strawberry followed by the pickled shiitake and carrot mixture. Pour a small amount of the pineapple broth into the dish and finish with the scallion mint chive and 1 pinch lime zest. Season with Maldon salt and an additional grind of white pepper